Marketing Strategies

Professor at IIM was explaining marketing concepts:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at her you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi,I'm very
rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then
say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am
very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
she turns her face towards you -------------------- she is your wife !


That's competition eating into your market share.