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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Funny leave applications

Collection of Leave Letters!!

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people
in various places of India...


1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I
have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please
sanction me one-week leave.


2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've
to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please
grant me half day casual leave"


3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I
am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


4. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please
declare one day holiday."


5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is
paining, please grant me leave for the day.


6. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."




7. From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and
I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.


8. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering
from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted
leave".


9. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the
same well."


10. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please
grant a week's leave.."


11. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing
the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my
son's head, please leave me for two days.."


12: A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am
both ! for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying
for the post.

13. A student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the
class...."



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