1. Friendship is like a Systematic Investment Plan. You have to keep depositing regularly to ensure the better results !
2. Children are like a Life Insurance Policy. The more you invest on them now, safer you shall be in future !
3. Parents are like a fixed deposit. Even if you forget them, they shall come back on time and would always guarantee you return !
4. Girlfriend is like a share market. One can never predict whether she will be up or down tomorrow ! The more exposed you get into it, the more risky it becomes :-)
5. Boyfriend is like a Personal loan.. Easier to get, no paper work...high rate of interest. Always preferred for short term !
6. And finally, marriage is like Reliance Power IPO. It always list less than what everyone expected and would never deliver the bonus share it always promised.
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